![]() 06/21/2014 at 11:31 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I dont know if there is a Doctor putting down a wrong phone number or what, but every few weeks I'm getting calls from what sound like secretaries asking for a Doctor by name, which coincidentally happens to be my last name. And every time its a super awkward, I think you have the wrong number. Makes me wonder if there is a really confused doctor out there somewhere.
![]() 06/21/2014 at 11:36 |
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Phone call dialogue.
Secretary: Hello Doctor Dwhite
You: Who are you?
Secretary: Don't be silly, your brand new Bmw M3 just arrived here, you can come pick it up.
You: OOOOH YEAH, I REMEMBER NOW. BE THERE REAL QUICK.
![]() 06/21/2014 at 11:39 |
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Oh I wish.
More like:
Secretary: Answering service, Doctor Dwhite?
Me: Um... I think you have a wrong number.
Secretary: Oh okay.
Its happened so many times, and as much as I like being called a doctor, its still weird.
![]() 06/21/2014 at 12:17 |
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This is a secured line. How did you get this number? The aliens have landed and ready to take us home?
![]() 06/21/2014 at 14:01 |
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Are you sure you haven't had head trauma resulting in amnesia meaning you are actually this doctor but just forgotten?