This is Weird.

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06/21/2014 at 11:31 • Filed to: None

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I dont know if there is a Doctor putting down a wrong phone number or what, but every few weeks I'm getting calls from what sound like secretaries asking for a Doctor by name, which coincidentally happens to be my last name. And every time its a super awkward, I think you have the wrong number. Makes me wonder if there is a really confused doctor out there somewhere.

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
06/21/2014 at 11:36

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Phone call dialogue.

Secretary: Hello Doctor Dwhite

You: Who are you?

Secretary: Don't be silly, your brand new Bmw M3 just arrived here, you can come pick it up.

You: OOOOH YEAH, I REMEMBER NOW. BE THERE REAL QUICK.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > jkm7680
06/21/2014 at 11:39

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Oh I wish.

More like:

Secretary: Answering service, Doctor Dwhite?

Me: Um... I think you have a wrong number.

Secretary: Oh okay.

Its happened so many times, and as much as I like being called a doctor, its still weird.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
06/21/2014 at 12:17

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This is a secured line. How did you get this number? The aliens have landed and ready to take us home?


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
06/21/2014 at 14:01

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Are you sure you haven't had head trauma resulting in amnesia meaning you are actually this doctor but just forgotten?